Pure Randomness #09 - Me Llamo Cilantro

Cilantro es muy malo. El cilantro es un burro. Cilantro es lapidada. Cilantro va a cantar al diablo.
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Pure Randomness #8 - Stuff I'm Watching

• Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (only if Funimation put the show on Hulu, I will be happy)
• Basquash! (mecha playing basketball; one of the best animated shows out there)
• Power Rangers RPM (It may be the last season of PR, it may not, and hell it's a ripoff of Terminator Salvation and Mad Max, but it kicks ass)
• Shinkenger (if PR survives, this is what year 18 will be based on - the most Japanese season of Super Sentai ever)
• Chaos;HEad (really bizarre, but good)
• RideBack (motorcycles with arms; also good)
• ESPNEWS HD 9best network EVAR)
• Mighty Boosh (it's good)
• King Of The Hill on [as]
• Transformers Animated

Maybe I should call this blog Pure Randomness, since it's the only posts I've been putting up. I'll probably post something about Peggle this week. And maybe a review of FMA: Brotherhood. Speaking of, the OP is up top. PLAY IT. It kicks ass. :)

Pure Randomness #007 - I have a Megazord Made Out of 12 Different Zords

Do you? I got it straight from Japan. Sure, it's traditional to have a Megazord or combination mecha made out of 5 smaller parts. Heck, 3 parts are now in style. But, I want 12 different parts. I want a Megazord where 2 zords make up unnecessary shin guards that go on top of the foot. I want a Megazord so tall, it's twice the size of normal monsters. I want a Megazord who's finishing move is by sliding to the giant monster and teabagging it. That's what I want.

And, strangely enough, it will happen. The video above is from Engine Sentai Go-Onger, which is the basis for this year's season of Power Rangers called RPM. And, both are good in their own ways. While Go-Onger was light and silly, RPM is dark and rips off Terminator Salvation. Both have brought me joy this past month. :)

Pure Randomness #005 - I Am Lazy.

I NEED MOTIVATION!
Sorry for the delays. Also, expect something big next week during Pure Randomness.
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Happy Day Of Drink! (aka St. Patrick's Day)

I live in Savannah, GA. And tomorrow (or today, since I was typing this late last night) is going to be one of the biggest days of the year for the city. Why? Because tomorrow's St. Patrick's Day, a holiday which lost all original meaning whatsoever and became nothing more than a holiday for drunkenness. Our city's parade is one of the largest in the country, either 2nd or 3rd biggest (always behind New York's). We dye a fountain green. And, the city will have to deal with drunks, crazed women kissing marching cadets from the local all-boys military school, and more drunks. Crap, the city even tried to contain the purchase of liquor in downtown Savannah (where the parade is held) into one district and have it fenced off, creating a drunk display for a local zoo.

I really have no clue if they're doing it again this year (I believe not) because I don't care about the parade. I've been to it before as a kid, and really have no interest to fight the crowds since I became older. In fact, while the parade happens, I'll be at work bagging groceries; yes, that's my job but it's not my career. But, for the few of you who read this blog (hey, bro!) and to the rest of the Interwebz, I wish all of you a happy and safe St. Patrick's Day. Or, ever since I saw the Family Guy episode "Peter's Two Dads," a happy and safe Day of Drink!

(I couldn't find a clip of FG where Peter and his biological dad start playing "The Game Of Drink," so you get the end of the episode where they engage in a musical number. Still suits the holiday, though. Either way, go watch "Peter's Two Dads" to commemorate the holiday. Even if it means you buying the episode off of Xbox Live or iTunes, or even getting the DVD, do it NOW!)

Video Of The Moment: Pork

I never really like liked Tim And Eric. Their shows, Tom Goes To The Mayor and Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, have been hit or miss. Some are genius, like John C Riley as Dr. Steve Brule and Child Clown Warehouse, while others, like when Tim's dad started to treat Eric more like his own son more than his real one, are misfires that question why [adult swim] is wasting money on them. But, to give them credit, they're certainly better than Young Person's Guide To History; God, I hate that show/special.

This clip, and your current VOTM, is from the most recent episode. Of course, I didn't watch it, but if I did, it would have been for this because it was the only thing interesting from the episode's promo. Bring on the pork.